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|Where does the trailer park boys movie fit in with the series?|
After season 4,5,6, or 7? I realize you can watch it at any time, but im just really anal about watching things in order.
|It doesn't fit into the series. It was marketed for people who may have never seen the show.|
|Please vote for the Anal Awards. (Not what you think lol.)...?|
The Anal Awards are a fake awards show my friends and I hold and they're given out for fake movie trailers that I make on YouTube. (Anal stands for Academy of Naturalist Acting for Life, by the way.) The trailers are mostly unscripted...or I just tell my friends to say random things and then piece them together so it looks like they're talking about something totally different.
Anyway, there are 5 categories (Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor and Actress, and Best Movie) and 3 trailers are nominated: Send After Watching, In America, and Emancipation. They're each about two minutes long. On my YouTube channel (alexferro11), you can watch all 3 videos as well as the nomination video, listing everyone who's nominated.
PLEASE VOTE! I don't want just my friends voting. I want it to be as fair and objective as possible. You can message my YouTube account or e-mail me at Yahoo to vote. If you like my videos, tell people about them and get them to vote too! The awards are on January 1st. Please please please vote! :)
|ooh anal awards. :D|
|Where does PETA stand in regards to possums? (Ok, for you anal people out there, Opossums)?|
If you just wing it with the corner of your bumper is that cruel? What about lineing it up down center of your truck and getting a clean shot with the rear axle? Or do they prefer the old standby: hard right or left turn and nailing the little critter with you front tire. I just don't want them burning my trailer down because I violated the possums rights.
|PETA only gets upset if you scrape them off the road and use PITA bread to make a sandwich. Otherwise.....kill the suckers. Pete from PETA said we were overrun with the suckers as is.|
|What is your opinion on de-barking? My Mom wants to de-bark our dogs and I think it's cruel, don't you agree?|
First of all, they are Shetland Sheepdogs (a.k.a. Shelties or mini-collies) and the breed is notorious for barking. They are very happy, playful dogs and well-trained otherwise. They bark when they are excited which is often or when they see a squirrel, rabbit or deer which is often as well. This isn't an issue with us but our anal neighbor who sleeps all the time and has called animal control on EVERY neighbor with a dog which is just stupid. This is also a man who had the police come to his house for shooting rabbits and squirrels in a residental area. Anyways, these dogs don't have any problems. They ARE NOT barking because they are lonely. I don't work and spend atleast 12-16 hrs. A DAY with them so thier barking isn't a cry for attention. We've tried scolding which I think is cruel as well. Kids get noisy when they're playing outside and we don't scream at them (unless you're a trailer trash Mom). I want to try the citronella collar first. I won't try the (cont'd)
|No, I don't. I currently have a debarked Kees and grew up showing Shelties. Debarking is not a big deal. The dogs don't seem to care, they can still bark, it is just muted. The surgery is very minor as well.|
You said - "We've tried scolding which I think is cruel as well."
You think it is cruel to train your dog??? And these are your competition dogs???
|Do skunks have different smells?|
While camping this past weekend, my dog got sprayed by something. It was in the middle of the night when I took her poddy, as soon as I opened the trailer door she bolted out after what I thought could be a racoon or opossum because of the size and kinda looked brownish in the dark. When I finally caught up to her she had the most vile smell all over her head but it wasn't a skunk smell. It was making me so sick I almost vomited. I had to take her home at 2am, I couldn't deal with smell and luckily the campsite was only 20 minutes from home. The groomer told me positively it was a skunk smell and gave me a concoction to take away the smell. You can still smell it when you smell her head but it's not too bad if your just playing with her. I know some animals have anal glands that can spray stuff when they become frightened or being territorial and didn't know if that was the smell or if it was a skunk??
|Yah Stinky and Super stinky. |
JK I can't help you with that one. Did you try giving your dog a tomato bath? I've heard that gets rid of skunk smell, or just shave her.
|My girlfriends past that i hate....?|
Me and my girlfriend have been together 2 months now. About 4 months ago she slept with a bloke one of my ex girlfriends had cheated on me with. They had a one night stand where she expected more. They did anal sex all outside against a trailer without a condom. I am the third person she has slept with and it is her 1st serious relationship. On our second date she was bragging about the fact she had anal sex with this other man. I didn't want to know but she told me who, i was immediately gutted and let her know. Later in our relationship she became upset while giving me oral sex and said it was because of that night and that he had forced her into oral. About 2 weeks after that she then told me he raped her. Then this weekend gone she admitted she was lying. She also told me that she wanted a relationship with him after there night together and that at the start of our relationship she still had feelings for him. She doesnt have his number anymore and doesnt stay in touch. I am so gutted, its bad enough having to deal with the fact that my girlfriend had slept with that bloke but to have my trust betrayed and to be lied to about something as serious as that hurts as well. It makes me think what else is she capable of lying about. Im so gutted and cant get this out of my head, I dont know what to do. Please help.... she says she is really sorry about all this and will make a change. Please give me some advice. Thanks
|She might have lied about being raped.. but was she trying to tell you that she had been raped perhaps in the past?|
She obviously has issues - but this doesn't mean you should abandon her. Help her, the best you can. Ask her why she lied.
If she's attention seeking, it might be for good reason.
|Which is your best south park episode?|
1.Cartman gets an anal probe
2.Weight Gain 4000
4.Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride
5.An Elephant ***** a Pig
9.Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo
13.Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut
14.Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
15.Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
17.Ike’s Wee Wee
18.Conjoined Fetus Lady
19.The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
20.City on the Edge of Forever (Flash Backs)
22.Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls
24.Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
29.Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
31.Prehistoric Ice Man
37.Sexual Harassment Panda
39.Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
41.KoRn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
43.Hooked on Monkey Phonics
44.Starvin’Marvin in Space
45.The Red Badge of Gayness (War)
46.Mr.Hankey’s Christmas Classics
47.Are You There God? It’s Me, Jesus
48.World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)
49.The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
50.Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000
53.Cartman Joins N.A.M.B.L.A.
54.Cherokee Hair Tampons
55.Chef Goes Nanners
56.Something You Can Do with Your Finger
57.Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
61.Helen Keller! The Musical
64.The Wacky Molestation Adventure
65.A Very Crappy Christmas
66.It Hits the Fan
68.Super Best Friends
69.Scott Tenorman Must Die
70.Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
72.Proper Condom Use
74.Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
75.How to Eat with Your Butt
77.Here Comes the Neighborhood
79.Butters’Very Own Episode
80.Jared Has Aides
83.The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
84.Fun with Veal
86.Simpsons Already Did It
87.Red Hot Catholic Love
89.Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society
90.Guy Abduction Is Not Funny
91.A Ladder to Heaven
92.The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
93.The Death Camp of Tolerance
94.The Biggest Douche in the Universe
95.My Future Self n’ Me
96.Red Sleigh Down (Christmas in Iraq)
100.I’m a Little Bit Country
101.Fat Butt and Pancake Head
103.Red Man’s Greed
104.South Park is Gay!
105.Christian Rock Hard
108.All About Mormons
111.It’s Christmas in Canada
112.Good Times with Weapons
113.Up the Down Steroids
114.The Passion of the Jew
115.You Got ****** in the *** (You Got F’d in the A’)
119.Douche and Turd
120.Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
122.Quest for Ratings
123.Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
124.Cartman’s Incredible Gift
125.Woodland Critter Christmas
126.Mr.Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina
127.Die Hippie, Die
129.Best Friends Forever
130.The Losing Edge
131.The Death of Eric Cartman
133.Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
135.Follow that Egg!
137.Trapped in the Closet
140.The Return of Chef
142.Cartoon Wars (Part 1)
143.Cartoon Wars (Part2)
144.A Million Little Fibers
147.Make Love, Not Warcraft
148.Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
149.Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
150.Hell on Earth 2006
151.Go God, Go!
152.Go God, Go! XII
|Haha I love all of em [that I've seen]|
My favs. are probably Starvin Marvin, Spookyfish, Die Hippie Die, Raisins, You Got F'd in the A, & How to Eat With Your Butt.
But my all - time favorite episode everrr is Pinkeye. I LOVE that one! Its so hilarious.
Hugs && Kisses
♥ Abby ♥
|The former defense Minister tells us all about alien deals and alien encounters what am I to believe?|
There he is ( above ) --- that man served in government as part of the cabinet - He had access to the Canadian Armed forces Generals Admirals and others answered to this man
A member of the Privy council .... I don't know if he had access to the Governor General or the Queen -- but he is a lot closer to the Sovereign and other heads of government than most people
Has the former Minister gone nuts ? Is that the problem --- there he is running about in desperate need of help which is being denied to him for whatever reason ?
Is he got half a story and can not tell the difference ? Even if half of it is true -- Holy crap shouldn't we be paying more attention than we are ?
Is he telling us the truth ? If so why are heads of States being allowed to run around in desperate need of help they aren't getting -?
A government within a government --- no problem I believe him
Aliens and so forth ? I am not sure --- But I am not in a big hurry to sweep the opinions statements and so forth of a former defense Minister aside so quickly
-------- This is not a drunk guy who married his cousin from the trailer parks with a bottle of moonshine in his hand yelling about anal probing after all
|He is a real loon and I don't mean the coin.|
|Do You Think This is a Funny Sex Story?|
Being the Mayor of the trailer park, all plumbing issues are directed to me. I'm personally in-charge of over 800 toilets in the trailer park!! You talk about a Royal Flush!!
Today I got call from 80 year old Mrs. Pritt, she claimed that there was a problem with her toilet. So I grabbed my plunger and headed over to her trailer. Mrs. Pritts met me at the door and said, "Tom come on in, you have to see this!" Then she led me back to her toilet and she pointed in the bowl and said, "Look at that tom, I never seen it that color before, and why do I have more sinkers then I have floaters?
I said, "Mrs. Pritts, will it flush?"
She said, "I imagine, it always does, but I wanted you to see this first!"
Then I said, "Dear Mrs. Pritts, I'm a plumber not a doctor. You need to ask your doctor about the color. As for there being more sinkers then floaters, I think that has something to do with there being a full moon out tonight."
Then Mrs. Pritts said, "Oh, I'm sorry, someone told me that you used to be a doctor."
I replied, "No dear, I used to be a Sex Therapist."
Mrs. Pritts said, "OOOHHH a Sex Doctor!!! Well can you tell me, do you think it's safe for me to be having anal sex at my age?"
I said, "Mrs. Pritts!! That could explain for the blood in your stool."
Then she dropped her head and said, "That ole Mr. Wilson from the next street keeps coming over with some strange request."
I said, "Mr. Pritts, you must take better care of your body. The next time Mr. Wilson makes that request you just tell him to go stick it in a microwave."
Mrs. Pritts said, "Why a microwave, Tom?"
I said, "Because a microwave wont brown his meat!"
|Too much writing and not enough funny.|
|I hurt my rear end. I'm just wondering what I should do about it.?|
I recently bought my white trailer trash g/f Thelma (pronounced El-mah) a rusted out old '67 Pontiac Parissiene chassis on blocks for her trailer yard. While she was showing her appreciation in the back seat, one of the springs that was sticking out somehow violated my rear end and now all I feel is that burning, itching sensation in the anal area. I was wondering if I should seek medical help or just allow Thelma to work some magic on the area? Your thoughts?
|c'mon, MLA, you know women are the best healers. ;]|