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Like my blonde jokes? ROFL! do you like them though? which is your favorite?
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

waittt

i don't get it?

Does sex relief frustration and anger in a man?
I am working with a man who was going through a divorce. He became affectionate towards me and even proposed marriage (which he has since forgotten). His wife turned up at his door step the day the divorce was to go-through, and announced she had breast cancer. She moved back and has been back with him since, in a separate room as she has been receiving treatment and surgery. As I live far away, we work on a project long-distance. He has since, I suspect developed a relationship with another colleague. He gets very angry when we talk and has changed recently to be impatient and overbearing. His phone will be switched off for short periods, when he gets back on the phone, his mood would have changed. Do you think he is having an affair with his secretary? She is blonde, 19 years old and buxom. He paints nude women and has been painting larger and larger pictures of women in different positions. Is he also a pervert? or an artist ? plus sex-addict?

Sounds like your a little bitter because he let his wife back in his life and for got about you. You should be glad for that just think you could be married to that Ahole. As far as his secretary goes don't you think this should be the name for secretary's ( sexatary ) it seems the mass majority sleep with their boss. When my husband was to receive a sexatary I told him that I was going to pick her out for him,well I did and she was fat very unattractive I had nothing to worry about with this one. Two years later my sister in law said to me ...... looks good now don't she,I said to her are you crazy. Come to find out she lost over 100lbs and took her big ugly glass off and wear contacts and make-up. Well she still wasn't a pretty woman but better then before i ask my husband why he didn't say anything about the weight lost you didn't ask he said.He didn't say anything because YEP he was sleeping with her, I'm not bragging at all but i put her to shame in the looks and I am built better then her she has short brown hair i have very long blonde hair and personality i remember my husband telling me how she like to start trouble in the office and talk about everyone behind their back.My personality is the complete opposite of hers.It goes without saying a guy will sleep with any female if they are around each other long enough makes no difference what they look like because after a while they all start to look good in the eyes of a male.

Having Sex?
A manipulative 65 year old director who likes younger women has sex with his office secretary who is 26 years old and living with her young boyfriend.

Her young boyfriend does not make $150k. The 65 year old director makes $150K.

Her young boyfriend is her 3rd lover.

How easy is it to have a sexual affair between this young woman and the 65 year old director?

She has long blonde hair.

She shouldn't but probably will ....anyway

Some blode jokes 4 u guys?
1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

2. Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period.

3. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".

4.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

6. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men.

7. Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

8. Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle?
A: Cos she knew she'd given her last ********.

omg i love it LOL 10/10

Application joke!!!!?
A man's Name Rahul went to interview,....so they asked him to fill up the forum (application) and give it to the Secretary and here what he wrote.

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Name:..........: Rahul

Sex:..........: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired Position:..........: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously what ever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired Salary: $185,000 a year, plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education:..........: Yes...........: 5 times Failed in the BA and finally the Principal let me pass by coping the book...

Last position held:..........: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary:..........: Less than I'm worth.

Most Notable Achievement:..........: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason for Leaving:..........: It sucked.

Hours Available to Work:..........: Any.

Preferred Hours:..........: 1:30-3:30 p.m. on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

Do You Have Any Special Skills?..........: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

May We Contact Your Current Employer? If I had one, would I be here?

Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 lbs?..........: Of what?

Do You Have a Car?..........: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs"?

Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition? ..........:I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?..........: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

Do You Certify That the Above is True and Complete to the Best of Your Knowledge?..........: Yes. Absolutely.

Sign Here:..........:Aries.

I wish I had the balls to put those answers on Job applications. I hate forms and they ask to many silly questions. As I like to say, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

The greatest rapper of all time:Eminem?
don't get me wrong, eminem is probably the worst thing to happen to music since disco in the 70's but...

the only reason people like this gay fish is because the general population hates him, and by liking him, there rebelling againist the counter culture
Kanye West:

It’s easy to make fun of Kanye West. For example, try googling pictures of his girlfriend. I’ll wait.

His music makes no sense. That’s right, the lyrics of his songs make no sense whatsoever. How do I know this? Because I listen to them very closely, and I have no clue what the *** is going on.

I’ll take a few examples. You ever hear “Stronger?” I actually like that song. It’s clear though, that instead of using words to present an idea or paint a picture or tell a story, he’s just running random things together to make them rhyme. Don’t believe me? Then how do you explain this linguistic train wreck?

“Let’s get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary I’m the boss tonight, and you don’t give a [expletive deleted, this is a family paper] what they all say right?” First, you cannot rhyme “tonight” with “tonight” and you certainly shouldn’t follow up this laziness by rhyming it with “tonight” again. Once is laziness, twice is stupidity. And what does that even mean? “Be my black Kate Moss?” What does it mean to be Kate Moss, and why exactly does she need to be black for this situation to work? What is the situation we’re describing? I have no idea. Apparently some sort of submissive sex is in the works if I’m reading the secretary/boss metaphor right, but, of course, without any context whatsoever, I have no confidence that I am. And that’s just the first bloody paragraph (stanza? I have no idea, this isn’t art; it’s mad science); there’s plenty more where that came from. He sings: “’cause this is Louis Vuitton dime night, so we gon’ [I guy you not, that’s how that bit is rendered in English] do everything that Kan like, heard they’d do anything for a Klondike, well I’d do anything for a blonde dyke”

First of all, what in the nine circles of hell is a “Louis Vuitton dime night,” and why is tonight one? Why does the siren call of the Klondike bar go in the same bit that’s describing the night? And why would a straight man do anything for a blonde dyke? And why is any of that relevant to whatever we’re talking about? I have no answers to these questions. I merely look at them and realize that my slow steady descent into the twilight of alcoholism is likely speeded greatly by having to listen to this on my way to work.

This is hardly the only example I can use, so here’s another: “Jesus Walks.” For the record, I like this song, too. I actually like a lot of Kanye West songs, but I also like nachos and beer. That doesn’t make those things good for me. He sings “getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method, they be asking us questions, harass and arrest us, saying ‘we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast’ huh? Y’all eat pieces of ****? What’s the basis? We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases.” I think this is something about being hassled by cops. But what is with the dissertation on idiomatic figures of speech? You don’t get figures of speech Kanye? Really? And what in the name of all that is holy do suits and cases have to do with getting hassled by cops? What is meant by “checking the method”? And, by the way, the lyrics that follow this passage immediately say how unnamed people (I’m assuming that they’re the ones who were just harassed, but this is Kanye, so I have no confidence in that being true) have a trunk full of coke. If that is true, then why the hell are you carping about being interrogated by the police? You have a trunk full of coke. They should be interrogating you; that’s their damn job.

Making random words rhyme isn’t tough. I could do it. You could do it. Having them make sense in a sentence isn’t that tough, either. Having them make sense in each sentence anand form some kind of narrative or theme is what’s tough. That’s what makes good rap an art instead of just a verbal abortion. And it’s why Kanye has no talent.

watch all these helpless stans get all defensive lol

Don't make me laugh.

Members of De La Sol, A Tribe called Quest or Dr. Dre would falling from their chairs if they've read what you've just wrote. But I agree with that Kanye West kinda sucks.

Why does my girlfriend like to be dominated in bed so much?
I love my girlfriend, she is marriage material to me, been together for 1.5 years, been through alot together. She may have been abused as a guy, (blocked most memories), used to be bulimic/laxative abuser to stay thin, very body concious as a former model, gorgeous tall blonde. She was almost raped twice and has struggled with trust, and I have been great for her. On to the real question: She absolutely loves to be dominated sexually by me... calls me Master, ask is she is pleasing me, calls herself a good little *****, very verbal in bed....we have great sex very often. Usually its like this, begging for my *** and asking me to make her throb. Orally she prefers me to "shoot it down her throat" and gag her on my cock. She calls herself my little whore or sex slave in bed. I kind of like it, never had sex like this before. I am concerned though- outside the bedroom she can be controlling (of our communication, what we do as a couple, where we eat, what we watch on TV) , jealous, asks alot of me, I know she loves me very much though. I don't understand why she enjoys being treated so roughly in the bedroom by me and acts like this outside the bedroom. She is submissive at work as a secretary (not sexually, but as a people pleaser) and with her ex husbands family regarding guycare, etc with her son. I love the sex, but I dont understand it and I am worried that she might submit to another man if she was placed in the wrong situation. She loves painful anal (I am fairly large 8 in) and likes it when I "rape her ***" as she tells me not to go in it. She had been with over 20 men prior to getting married, divorced, then with me... she tells me that she was a "pleaser" to them and never had an orgasm before me, and is now getting to explore her sexuality. I trust her, but she has major issues. She wants to go lesbian with another girl while I dominate them both. The way she tells me to *** in her over and over all night while i am behind her while she sucks my fingers makes me think she wants to be gang raped and would enjoy it but is afraid to tell me. I dont like to think of her with another man at all..... I am glad I have good stamina and I am young and can satisfy her.Anyone have any insight into why she acts like this? She loves the movie "Secretary: w Maggie Gyllenhaal- good example. The anal dildo seen from "Requiem for a Dream" turns her on. I guess I am just insecure that I satisfy her extreme rape/dominance fantasies. She works for a mechanic and is around men all day who hit on her. I really love her and want us to work- should I dominate her even harder? Try the lesbian scene? Ask her if she wants a gangbang even though I would not like that at all?

From a Dominant male in the BDSM scene, please know that many women who are sexually submissive in the bedroom are often the more dominant of the pairing outside. Note that this is a mere generalization, but not an uncommon scenario within "the scene".

Provided that the issues of the past (the attempted rape and what not) remain in the past, and are not causing problems with your relationship, I would say you two could have a very happy, very successful and very kinky relationship.

So she likes to submit to you in the bedroom. So what? My girl (and she submits to me) does that too.
She likes to talk dirty? Great. I love it when my girl does that.

Her being dominant in the relationship sounds perfectly normal.

She just likes to get down and dirty in the bedroom.

I suggest you simply shut up and enjoy it. ;)

Confucius says?
77. "Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl."
76. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
75. "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."
74. "Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam."
73. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
72. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
71. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
70. "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone."
69. "Man who meows ate pussy!"
68. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
67. "Those who quote me are fools."
66. "Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
65. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
64. "Work to become, not to acquire."
63. "Show off always shown up in showdown."
62. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
61. "Man with no legs bums around."
60. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
59. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
58. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
57. "Find old man in dark, not hard!"
56. "Confucius say too God damn much!"
55. "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
54. "Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose."
53. "When in doubt, whip it out."
52. "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
51. "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
50. "War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
49. "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
48. "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
47. "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
46. "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."
45. "Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more."
44. "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
43. "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
42. "No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy."
41. "Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
40. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
39. "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
38. "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
37. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
36. "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
35. "Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"
34. "House without toilet is uncanny."
33. "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."
32. "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
31. "While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding."
30. "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
29. "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
28. "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
27. "Never raise hands to angry guy, it leave groin exposed."
26. "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
25. "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow."
24. "Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."
23. "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
22. "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
21. "Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky."
20. "Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money."
19. "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
18. "Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink."
17. "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
16. "Girl with little red bike peddle *** all over town!"
15. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
14. "Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"
13. "Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down."
12. "Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
11. "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."
10. "All blonde not blonde by cracky."
9. "Man who sit on tack get point!"
8. "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
7. "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
6. "Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
5. "Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"
4. "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
3. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
2. "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
1. "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"

Can't top that.
Those were hilarious. Keep postin' puggy

What are these three called?
1 movie. ok it might be s lifetime movie im not sure but its like about this mom who is on crack and is crazy and she like abuses and treats her daughter really bad.She like ryes to kill her little girl,and the little girl like talks to the old grandma allllll the time.then it shows the little girl grown up talking to a therapist.(sorry thats not really clear lol)

2 movie. ok im pretty sure its a lifetime movie,This mom and daughter ar always getting in trouble and they are always cutting thier hair and changing thier names and moving to different states and then the mom goes to jail and hanges her self.

3 movie, ok its deffinately a lifetime movie.This girl meetes this guy who like has sex with girls and gets them prego and if they have a daughter he kills them cuz he wants a boy cuz if he has a boy he gets rich and all that.Then this one girl is like blonde and he drugs her and she has se with this other guy he set up and video tapes it(she sees t at the end)n then he like has an affair with his secretary.
** sorry if these are not clear lol

movie # 2- White Oleander?